[Congratulations, you've gained a new buff!]
[Your armpit hair grows 100% slower.]
[You won't choke while eating.]
[The sound of your farts during battle is 50% quieter.]
System, can you explain what kind of buffs these are?!
After transmigrating to another world, Song Chuan was lucky enough to awaken a System. Unfortunately, he soon discovered that all the buffs it gave him were random. To put it nicely, they were better than nothing. To put it bluntly... System, get out here and look at the ridiculous stuff you've given me!
Fortunately, as he grew stronger, the buffs from the System grew stronger too. Song Chuan then began his cheat-fueled life, reaching for the stars with his buffs and becoming one of a kind in the world.
(The blurb doesn't do it justice. Please read the story.)
