Let me talk about the conclusion first: I am in hell, I just came out of the examination room, I earn half a million yuan a month, and my colleagues want to eat me.
Good news: I was admitted to the establishment of a system-wide security guard, equipped with a gun and a knife, and received five insurances and one housing fund.
Bad news: On your first day on the job, you have to fight in a cage with thousands of blood corpses and ghosts.
Worse news: My hands were too slippery and I accidentally cut off all the instructor's monsters!
The devil wants to take his life? Wear the lightning chain on your backhand;
The century-old redcoat wants to kill everyone? He was beaten hard and forced to sign a labor contract;
The evil master wants to sacrifice the whole city with blood? The Jiuyou Formation was torn to pieces, carrying sacks to purchase goods like crazy; all the ghosts in the city were caught stepping on sewing machines!
Other investigators: "No... Who is the evil ghost?!"
Su Zhe (innocently spreading his hands): "Being poor is the scariest thing. I'm a part-time security guard. What's wrong with bringing a few extra ghosts back to boost performance?"
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