[A bandit heroine with unrivaled acting and fighting skills VS a frail scholar who plays the pig to eat the tiger]
[Soul transmigration + romance + possessive hero + imperial exams + business + a touch of System]
Just after Xue Xiangyi won fifty million in the lottery, an underworld intern accidentally hooked her soul.
The long-lived woman who was supposed to reach the age of 104 had become a ghost who died young.
She roused the crowd to make a scene in the underworld, but was quickly subdued. All she could do was negotiate with the Kings of Hell from the second and tenth halls, securing a life-experience scenario lasting eighty-four years, plus a ten-day trial card.
On her tenth day drifting through another world, she met Zhang Xiaowu.
He had only just died and hadn't gotten used to it yet, so she comforted him:
"So what if we're dead? We'll be heroes again in eighteen years. We seem to be about the same age, so I'll be your wife in our next life! Look at all this golden merit surrounding me. I'll bring you good fortune for sure."
Zhang Xiaowu stared at her blankly for a long while.
He nodded awkwardly and mumbled a reply, then quickly changed the subject and asked:
"Miss, how did you earn so much merit?"
Xue Xiangyi: "Maybe because I'm charitable and help people everywhere."
Zhang Xiaowu: "You're a good person, miss."
Xue Xiangyi: "Mm! Good people get rewarded."
Zhang Xiaowu: "If you're so good, how did you die?"
Xue Xiangyi waved a hand:
"Oh, don't ask. I was rushing to watch the commotion, stepped on a melon rind, and hit my head on the curb. Turns out a human head really isn't as hard as a rock."
Zhang Xiaowu gaped, thinking: This girl's death was even more absurd than his!