Anime Crossover: Are There Any Humans Left in This Band?

(The Chicken-Dog band and Bocchi the Rock! will be included, along with guest appearances by other BanG Dream! bands and characters from other anime series. The Dream Band is too absurd, and I haven’t watched it either, but if you want, they can make a guest appearance.)

Jing Qin Ye was lucky. He was born into a family that cared for him and taught him the meaning of love and justice.

But his life was also unlucky. Even his superhuman brain couldn’t understand why a perfectly good band had ended up labeled with stand-ins, mind games, power plays, blondes, mental illness, yuri, redemption, and personal growth.

If God was punishing him because he and his older sister had their classic showdown in the entryway, because he stole Saki from Hatsune, his little sister, and his bandmate, because he let his little sister stir up trouble right beside him, and because the whole school split into three factions and started a war over him, then that punishment should have been enough.

Why turn all his bandmates into complete lunatics too?

A stray cat who won’t behave without food.

A huge dog who chews on himself because he wants to eat penguins.

A penguin who cosplays as a chandelier whenever she hits her emotional limit.

A little candy girl who switches between saint and baby dragon all day, desperate to become famous.

And the most formidable of all, the famous comedian: a fox who would throw away every shred of human decency for an octopus, and is only one step away from proving her resolve with her life.

And that’s not even mentioning the legendary band in Shimokitazawa.

By comparison, his little sister’s yuri band, which wants to capture her and make her cosplay as White Second Male Lead, seems downright normal.