The Ancestor Came Down from the Mountain and Just Wanted to Lie Down

No CP! No CP! No CP! The heroine is the strongest! But also the laziest! The contrast between ancient sayings and imaginative writing is refreshing! ! ! Shen Tinglan, the ancestor of the Xuanmen Tongtian realm who has lived for three hundred years. On the day when the tribulation was successfully overcome, the entire Xuanmen knelt to bid farewell to their ancestor for his ascension. As a result, the ancestor lowered his head and thought about it. Ascension? It's very troublesome to meditate, chant sutras, and follow the rules. Not going. She proclaimed herself to be at 80% cultivation level, took the pseudonym "Shen Alan", and went down the mountain to lie down. Find a small courtyard, bask in the sun, take a nap, and pet the orange cat during your free time. It's a pity that the tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop. ——The Wang Yuan's wife's house next door was haunted, and she knelt down and begged her to take action. Shen Alan yawned: "Oh, dig it yourself under the third tree in the backyard." That night, a witchcraft jar was dug out of the backyard of Wang Yuan's wife's house, and the whole Wang family was convinced. ——The commander of Jin Yiwei sent Xiao Jue to investigate the case and found her fault. After checking, I found that this lazy-looking girl Shen seemed to have something. After checking again and again, Commander Xiao began to doubt his life. What state is she in? How many years did she live? Why does she know everything? ——Su Qingyuan, the young leader of the Qing School, came to fight against counterfeiters, but lost. The next day, she moved in next door. The euphemistic name is: "Protect the seniors!" Shen Alan: ... So noisy If I had known earlier I would not have gone down the mountain.