The Live Fortune Telling Was so Accurate That the Whole Internet Begged Me Not to Be a Crow.

[Live broadcast fortune telling] [Slap in the face and enjoy the story] [No heroine] [The system's poisonous tongue] [The boss behind the scenes] Traveling through a parallel world, Lu Ming inherited a clothing store that was on the verge of bankruptcy. In this era where science and atheism are paramount on the entire Internet, he was accidentally bound to the "Xuan Nian System". As long as he collects the Xuan Nian values ​​through live broadcast of fortune telling, he can redeem his skills and magic weapons. "Friend Shui, you are looking at something wrong here. There is a green light on your head, and your wife is in the hotel with her brother." "Big star, stop pretending, the brat you raised is lying on your shoulder and chewing on your penis!" There are only three hexagrams calculated every day, and the hexagrams will come true! From catching rapists and searching for people, to solving strange cases, to successfully saving evil ghosts, the whole network has gone from being ridiculed and cracking down on fakes to big bosses lining up to kneel down and ask for a hexagram. When foreign forces tried to destroy the Chinese Dragon Vein, Lu Ming sighed: "I'm just a fortune teller. Do you have to force me, the invisible mastermind, to take action?"