My Livestream Fortune-Telling Is So Accurate, the Whole Internet Begs Me to Stop Cursing Them

[Livestream Fortune-Telling] [Face-Slapping Feel-Good Story] [No Female Lead] [Sharp-Tongued System] [Powerful Figure Behind the Scenes]

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming inherited a funeral shop that was on the verge of closing from the start. In an age when the whole internet revered science and placed atheism above all else, he unexpectedly bound himself to the "Mystic Thoughts System." By livestreaming fortune-telling and collecting Mystic Thought Points, he could exchange them for cultivation techniques and magical treasures.

"Hey, buddy, there's something off about your face. A green glow is shooting above your head. Your wife is at a hotel with your brother right now."

"Big star, quit pretending. The little ghost you keep is perched on your shoulder, chewing away at your lifespan!"

He could only tell three fortunes a day, and every reading came true! From catching cheaters and finding missing people to solving bizarre cases and casually sending vengeful ghosts to the afterlife, the whole internet went from mocking him and calling him a fraud to watching powerful figures line up and beg for a reading. When foreign forces tried to sabotage the dragon vein of Huaxia, Lu Ming sighed. "I'm just a fortune-telling streamer. Did you really have to force me, the hidden kingpin, to step in?"