Siheyuan: Bad Luck at the Beginning, All Birds Are Paralyzed

Lin Xuan traveled through 1952, became Sha Zhu's distant cousin, and took over a dilapidated folk grocery store at the entrance of an alley. If he doesn't go to the steel rolling mill to fight for life or death, if he doesn't cut off his beard or grab a house, Lin Xuan just wants to drink tea and walk with birds, and live the life of an idle uncle. However, all the beasts in the courtyard saw that he was easy to bully when he was young, so moral kidnapping and forced donation schemes followed one after another. Reasonable? No need! Lin Xuan awakened the "Folk Custom System", became proficient in Feng Shui physiognomy and talisman folk remedies, and focused on a dimensionality reduction strike! Did Jia Zhang come to her house to cause trouble? Set up a "wealth and air leakage bureau" and let her go out every day to step on dog poop and throw away money! Yi Zhonghai wants to suck blood for retirement? A "Truth Talisman" made him reveal all his plans in front of everyone during a hospital meeting, and his character collapsed! Xu Damao is full of bad ideas? The "bad luck charm" served him, scaring him into nightmares every night, causing him to kneel down and cry out! No noise, no fuss, no dirty hands, all relying on strange tricks to torture all the beasts in the hospital until they have neurasthenia and collectively break their defenses! When the birds came crying and begging for mercy, Lin Xuan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and smiled calmly: "Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, everyone must believe in science. This is called psychological suggestion and magnetic field resonance." Since then, the courtyard has gained an untouchable "Feng Shui Taoist"!