Adorable little zombie vs. crazy, feral stray puppy
Jiang Ning transmigrated, and the moment she opened her eyes, she found herself buried in a grave.
Her skin was rotting off in chunks, her body was stiff as a board, and all she could say was "ah-ba, ah-ba"!
A truly disastrous start. Luckily, there was another little zombie in the broken grave pit, claiming to be the System sent to save her!
She'd been dragged into a melodramatic, powerful-men-dotingly-love-the-heroine novel called The Sweet Little Chef, Chased and Spoiled by Five Powerful Officials.
[Dear Host, this is my first time on the job. I looked away for a second, and the heroine fell and killed herself. You need to get it together! Win over the five male leads and earn their affection points, or neither of us will come back to life!]
Jiang Ning wanted to roll her eyes. She moved ever so slightly, and one of her eyeballs fell out. "..."
"Dude, there is a common word for how we look: zombies. Do you know what that means?"
[...But what if they like zombies?!]
Jiang Ning was so angry she started babbling, and nearly bit off her tongue.
The two zombies ate grave dirt for a month before finally crawling out. Along the way, they picked up a little cripple from a mass grave. They thought he was a sweet little puppy, but it turned out... some people really do have unusual tastes. He likes zombies.
The five male leads look at her like they've seen a ghost. One is married, two have someone they can't forget, and the other two... are together!
Only Xiao Jin pins her by the waist every night and demands kisses, while using a human-skin disguise to ask for her hand: "Sister, do you like me? Are they better, or am I?" Jiang Ning's whole corpse turns red from his flirting, and she can only nod. "You're the best..."
The System lets out a piercing shriek. [Host, that's the great villain who later slaughters cities and destroys the world! Let go of him!!!]
