Xu Tingbai transmigrates and becomes an "all-purpose errand runner." By chance, he is selected for a wildly popular career livestream show.
His first assignment: [Confess to an icy female CEO on behalf of a socially anxious rich heir. Be heartfelt but dignified.]
Everyone thinks the security guards will throw him out.
But Xu Tingbai looks at the aloof female CEO, lies down on the floor, and says, "I've finished the confession. The heartfelt service fee and compensation for lost time come to 8,000 yuan. If you won't pay, give me double and I'll go beat up that greasy fiance of yours."
The female CEO is stunned, and the whole internet goes wild.
From then on, Xu Tingbai charges full speed ahead on the road to losing his mind.
His motto: Drop your personal standards and enjoy a shameless life! Better to make other people miserable than to suffer yourself!
He stands in for a blind date and faces a gold-digger with an outrageous attitude: "You want to know my monthly salary? Three thousand! But I'm in perfect health and can give you a blood clot in your brain whenever you like. Moved yet?"
He goes to collect unpaid wages and, when faced with a crooked boss, carries off the boss's solid-gold God of Wealth statue: "You're not paying my wages? I think this God of Wealth and I are destined to meet. I'll take it as payment!"
From being mocked by the whole internet to becoming everyone's voice, the comments are full of people saying: I'm a real fan of this guy. Anyone who insults him is picking a fight with me!
Then one day, Xu Tingbai suddenly stops acting crazy.
Netizens discover that the icy female CEO, the little heiress of a financial conglomerate, and the nation's beloved actress are all gathered outside his home.
Xu Tingbai: "Goddess-like beauties are lining up to throw themselves at me. I'm waiting for advice online, and I'm in a hurry."
The whole internet breaks down in tears: So all that time, when you weren't acting crazy, you were just humblebragging?!
Well written, AI is really good now