Please, Don't Practice Martial Arts in Front of Me

[Easy and Funny] [Abstract Fun Article] [System] [Fan of the King] [The Blame Man] Just because he scolded the king's planner before going to bed, Xie Guanlan opened his eyes the next day and entered a game world called Moran Jianghu. The system bound to him is actually a little loli as big as a palm. She insists on making him call her mother all day long. If she refuses to deal with it, she will raise her hand and call him in the face. At the beginning, I was tricked by this broken system into kissing Li Henyan. It was called a "mission reward", but this reward was a solid beating, and it also came with a killing order from the whole world. Later, the blame for stealing the scabbard was inexplicably placed on him. The killer chased him for eight streets. In the end, his most reliable teammate turned out to be a donkey. Xie Guanlan completely collapsed: "Where is the promised son of heaven?" The system loli named Qian Jian gave him a look of disdain: "You are such a noob, just survive tonight first."