The Sea Queen's Image Crumbles: Every Day of Dating Is a Disaster

Name: The Sea Queen's Image Crumbles: Every Day of Dating Is a Disaster
Author: Lipstick-Loving Xiaoqi

海后人设崩了，谈个恋爱天天翻车

by Lipstick-Loving Xiaoqi (口红控小七)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 237k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Billionaire CEO
Updated: 5d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Seemingly a Player × Actually One-on-One, Both Leads Pure]

[Love at First Sleep × Flirting First, Falling in Love Later × Personas Crumbling × Two Strong Leads Spoil Each Other]

The client you'd gone to such lengths to meet turns out to be the gorgeous, lean, muscular man you once spent the night with?

And you, a free-spirited player who loves living life on your own terms, instantly become a groveling contractor?

Who understands how mortifying this is?

Jiang Chengshuo gave her a half-smile. "An angel in white?"

Tang Huan shot back without missing a beat. "A hotshot lawyer?"

He closed in step by step. "We're kindred spirits. How about we date?"

She decisively put on her player persona. "Having fun is fine, but dating is off the table!"

He was manipulated by his biological father and used a playboy facade to hide his many scars. A dangerous big shot.

She was badly hurt by her birth family, a wild young lady who was rebellious and refused to lose.

He was flippant. "I've been with countless women!"

She was carefree and bold. "I've seen it all!"

These two drama queens flirted with each other every day. One was stubbornly proud and kept denying it, while the other refused to admit she'd fallen for him.

Until one day, he cornered her against a wall, jealousy surging. "Why are there so many men hanging around you every day?"

Tang Huan shrugged. "I'm a player. Isn't it normal to keep a few fish around? Why are you getting so worked up, Mr. Jiang?"

"I give up!" Jiang Chengshuo dropped the act. What was pride compared to having a wife?

But once they actually started dating, the personas they'd worked so hard to maintain fell apart one after another, leading to no end of hilarious mishaps.

When Tang Huan's scheming half-sister kept framing her, he saw right through it, exposed the fake sweetheart, and protected his wife without holding back. He would never let her suffer the slightest grievance.

The two of them escaped the mire of their birth families. Strong together, they supported each other and shone in their own right.

Other names

玩玩而已，江总怎么睡上瘾了？Alternate title on Fanqie
Who Needs Romance? The Sea Queen Persona Has Completely Fallen Apart!谈什么恋爱？海后人设全崩了！Alternate title on Fanqie
一睡钟情，二睡上瘾Alternate title on Fanqie
我一个海后，养几条鱼怎么了？Alternate title on Fanqie
别惹野性大小姐，大佬他超宠的Alternate title on Fanqie

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