I spent a whole week calling someone Uncle online and finally scraped together 520 yuan.
The moment the money came through, the System finally told me:
This Uncle is my new homeroom teacher.
Great. My old leg injury can be treated, but I’m as good as dead.
To build up my combat power, I have no choice but to grit my teeth and keep going.
During the day, Xu Mingchuan moves me to the very front of the classroom and watches me correct my physics test, which I scored 58 on.
At night, under the username “Clear Tea,” he asks me for advice on how to get along with the sharp-tongued repeat student in our class.
[Kitten’s ramblings: Whatever you do, don’t move her to the front row.]
[Clear Tea: Already did.]
...Give me my money back. I’m done teaching this student.
After finally sticking it out until the System unlocked the “Older Brother Pool,” I thought I could pick a new target at last.
Then I saw the name on the list: Liang Yue.
The boy next door, ten months and thirteen days younger than me, who’s called me Sis ever since we were kids.
Even more ridiculous, I approached him with a different account, and he sent me ten yuan.
[LY: Relationship advice fee.]
[LY: How do I get the girl I like to stop treating me like a little brother?]
I looked down at my alt account, then remembered how I’d just told him in person, “Don’t be a brat, little brother.”
Teacher Xu has no idea that every day, he asks his own student for advice.
Liang Yue has no idea that the strategist he’s paying is the very girl he wants to pursue.
And the System feature I need most right now is a one-click undo for my entire life.
