Naruto: Headpats Keep Me Alive in a Fake Ninja World

Name: Naruto: Headpats Keep Me Alive in a Fake Ninja World
Author: River Delicacies Aren't Immortals

火影：摸头续命，我活在虚假忍界

by River Delicacies Aren't Immortals (河鲜不是仙)

Status: Completed
Length: 30k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

"New Writer" "Original Universe" "Handcrafted" "No Romance"

(Note: All Water Gate techniques in this book were taught by the real Water Gate. They aren't made up on a whim.)

After transmigrating into the world of Naruto in a parallel universe, Ye Lan Shushi feels like he's completely doomed.

From the start, he gets caught up in the Third Shinobi World War and is even lucky enough to be temporarily recruited into the Anbu.

Even Ye Lan Shushi doesn't believe he's anything but cannon fodder.

What's more, this Hokage world is bizarre. Not a single familiar character from the original story is around, and the founders of Konoha are apparently Yuan Lai and Sanada.

Just as Ye Lan Shushi sinks into despair, he awakens the "Headpat Duel Arena" between life and death.

What?

This arena lets him duel one-on-one against people from the original Hokage story or those inside the Infinite Tsukuyomi?

What?

After taking on three opponents in a row, he can pat their heads and extract skills from their bodies?

oi~oi~

Ninjas of the parallel world, are you ready to get headpatted?

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