A thousand-year-old tea tree spirit comes down to earth to be an aunt, uses the mind of a tree to raise her children, and makes a fortune through metaphysics live broadcasts. It is full of jokes, warm and healing, no censorship, and a refreshing story about strong women.
On the day I ascended to the Nantian Gate, with tea fruits on my head, auspicious clouds on my feet, and a wolf and a rabbit, I was just one step away from entering the Immortal Gate.
Then Yue Lao grabbed the collar of the back of his neck.
"Wait a minute, my disciple! You have yet to repay a favor in this world!"
Me:? ? ?
By the time I arrived at the small ravine in Yunnan, my benefactor was already critically ill. Her husband died in the army, leaving behind a first-class merit plaque, tens of thousands of yuan in pensions, and two children - a seven-year-old girl and a four-year-old boy.
The clan members gathered around the door, waiting to share the pension.
The benefactor held my hand: "Chacha... Child... Please..."
I, an ancient tea tree spirit that has lived for thousands of years, have become the aunt of two human cubs.
When cooking, boil rice and tea leaves together, and the porridge will be green. Educate children using the "tree ring theory" - "You see, the more windy and rainy, the denser the annual rings, so the more you get beaten, the stronger you grow." On the first live broadcast, he was reported for "AI face-changing".
But I love learning. When I encounter someone who doesn't know how to do it, I just read a book. Can't raise a baby? Read a book. Can't cook? Read a book. Can't catch ghosts? Or read a book.
Later, I started a live broadcast to tell fortunes and catch ghosts, and occasionally helped Yue Lao pull red strings to earn merit. I took my two children, a wolf and a rabbit, all the way from a small mountain village to a big city.
My goal is: to raise the child to be a grown-up, with perfect merit and virtue, and to become an immortal.
——Then continue to sneak down to earth to have a meal.
