Great Tang: Little Sizi Exposes My Cloud Warehouse

Su Zhan transmigrated to Mount Zhongnan in the Tang Dynasty with a modern “super-intelligent cloud warehouse.” He had planned to keep his head down and live as a loafer, but late one night he received an order from someone blessed with great fortune.

Outside his door, the dainty Princess Jinyang, little Sizi, was crying with hunger. “Big brother, Sizi's tummy is hungry.”

Su Zhan promptly produced a children's meal of a fried chicken burger.

From then on, the Tang Dynasty's whole world went off the rails!

Little Sizi became the cloud warehouse's number-one VIP, astounding Chang'an with a constant stream of modern goods.

Empress Changsun's chronic illness flares up? One box of miracle spray cures her completely, and the Imperial Medical Bureau bows in reverence!

The Turks invade southward, putting the Tang Dynasty in peril? Three thousand drones equipped with high-explosive grenades blow Jieli Khan's mind!

Fang Xuanling gets into a brawl at court over a bottle of Erguotou, while Cheng Yaojin chops firewood outside the manor every day to earn enough to buy an off-road vehicle.

Then one day, Li Shimin shows up with several carts of imperial treasury gold and shamelessly knocks on the cloud warehouse's door.

“Mr. Su, I want to place a big order. Is all the gold in these carts enough to buy everlasting peace for the Tang Dynasty?”

Looking at the court officials gathered outside, Su Zhan can only spread his hands in exasperation. “When I started, I really just wanted to feed that little glutton!”