[No Romance + Mystery + Crime-Solving + Face-Slapping Satisfaction + Episodic]
The night Xu Baoling was kicked out of her home and moved into a cramped apartment block, she suddenly awakened a supernatural ability: she could hear the thoughts of corpses at murder scenes next door.
From then on, her world became just a little noisier...
*
At the entrance to a restaurant, she heard a pile of leftover curry rice say:
“Damn it, does this guy even know how to use a knife? It hurts like hell!”
“I hated curry when I was alive. Now I’m dead, and I still have to get marinated in it?”
...Xu Baoling quietly picked a piece of meat with leg hair out of the leftovers.
*
At a bus stop, she kindly helped an elderly migrant worker with his luggage, only to hear:
“Stuff me, all five-foot-seven of me, into a three-foot-three woven sack!”
“Dead people are people too!”
Xu Baoling slowly turned her gaze toward the honest-looking old man...
*
At a hotel, she heard a university professor thunder:
“Holy crap, seriously? I drugged someone to rape them, but I died first?”
“Does that mean everyone’s going to know I can’t get it up now?”
Xu Baoling: ...Give me back a pair of ears that never heard that!
*
Everyone knew that the wealthy Xu family of Jingzhou had an adopted daughter they kept out of sight.
She was poor and unsophisticated, stupid and ignorant, greedy for money, and utterly vulgar.
While she schemed desperately to get back into the Xu family, the police chief was pulling out all the stops to beg her not to leave.
The heiress cast out by her wealthy family became the police station’s beloved. Trapped in a desperate situation, the Xu family could only wag their tails and beg her through tears to come back.
Later, one cold case after another was solved. A reporter asked:
“Miss Xu, what made you choose to become a police officer?”
Baoling: “Actually, I mainly did it for the people...”
The reporter exclaimed:
