[Random profession, random location, random business opening]
First, the good news: Zhang Xiaofan awakens the [Random Profession System]. He can draw a profession by hiring staff who meet the requirements!
The bad news: Right after awakening it, he gets incredibly unlucky and is thrown into an apocalyptic world crawling with blood zombies.
More good news: He draws his first profession!
The bad news: It's Dark Cuisine Chef! His cooking is like a biological weapon.
The absurd news: The people who eat it... awaken superpowers.
He opens a board game cafe, and a bunch of guys go in to play Werewolf. Somehow, seven people are White Wolf Kings in a single game, and then you tell me there's a tiny line underneath saying to figure out who's a foreigner?
He opens a forge and casually makes a blade: a Nichirin Sword, made to slay blood zombies. His female employee even crafts one by hand. And what's even more outrageous? She's bending a whole horse with her bare hands, saying she wants to make weapons with the most beautiful patterns!
He opens a blind-box shop. Other people pull out junk, but his customers pull out... an Ultraman transformation device?!!!
Base Commander: “What exactly is Zhang Xiaofan?”
Shen Bingyu (expressionless): “He's our... cook.”
Su Tang (adjusting her glasses): “To be precise, he's a cook, boss, blacksmith, swordsmith, toy dealer, milk tea maker...”
Zhang Xiaofan (holding a cup of milk tea that makes people get loot when they slay monsters): “Quiet. My new profession is... national annihilation war strategist.”
“Which country should I destroy first?” (tilts his head)
