[Wild Premise] [Comedy] [Ensemble Cast Comeback] [Invincible Everyday Life] [Supreme Woodworking]
The Falling Star Sect was framed. Their master fell into a deep sleep, while their prodigy junior brothers and sisters were either crippled or injured.
Shen Chang'an, the eldest disciple who had transmigrated to this world, awakened the "God-Tier Carpenter System." He wielded the Divine Axe That Opened Heaven, yet spent every day chopping wood and planing lumber in the back mountain.
Seeing his fellow disciples in despair, Shen Chang'an tossed out a pile of scrap wood. "Stop wasting your time on bitter cultivation. Come try the new furniture I made."
At first, his junior brothers and sisters refused.
Until...
The cool and aloof junior sister put on a pair of [Acupressure-Board Straw Sandals]. The pain nearly killed her, but she was astonished to find the cold poison leaving her body as she attained a holy body!
The junior brother whose sword bones had been stolen picked up a [Wooden Chainsaw]. It roared to life with a pull of the cord and actually sawed through the river of stars in the nine heavens!
The crippled junior brothers gathered to play [Fully Automatic Wooden Mahjong]. As they drew their tiles, they suddenly comprehended the Immortal-Slaying Death Formation!
Countless years later, when mighty figures from the upper realm descended, they saw the Falling Star Sect's disciples all carrying bizarre wooden magical treasures and riding "wooden exercise bikes" as they ground Heaven's Will into the dirt. They completely broke down:
"Weren't you supposed to be a bunch of paupers? You call this carpentry?!"
