After Living in Seclusion for Thousands of Years, a Variety Show Exposed My Taoist Identity

[Invincible + Shocking Live Broadcast + Easy Daily Life + Big Boss Behind the Scenes] Lu Jiu'an lived for five thousand years. He drank with Huangdi and taught Laozi how to ride an ox. Now in the era of Dharma End, he lives in seclusion in Guiyun Village, Shennongjia, and just wants to lie down and retire. Unexpectedly, the top lifestyle variety show "Secret Slow Life" was launched, and his great-granddaughter Lu Xiaoyu was hired with a large sum of money to be a guide. Under the live broadcast of tens of millions of netizens, the Lu family's courtyard can no longer be hidden! "Is this rag padding the table corner an authentic copy of the "Preface to the Lanting Anthology" that has been lost for thousands of years?!" "This broken piece of iron used for chopping firewood is the ancient divine weapon Tai'a Sword?!" "The jelly beans fed to the local dogs are actually the nine-turn elixir that can revive human flesh and bones?!" The whole network is going crazy, countless chaebols and hidden sects are jealous, trying to steal it secretly. When questioned by the entire Internet, Lu Xiaoyu looked innocent: "These are all the rags my great-grandfather picked up." Until one day, a massive flash flood breaks out and is about to swallow up the program crew and the village. Lu Jiuan, who had been lying in the courtyard and taking a nap, had no choice but to get up. He stepped in the air and uttered one word to the torrential peaks that blocked the sky and the sun: "Disperse!" The huge flood turned back in an instant! The heaven and earth trembled! The entire internet was buzzing: "You call this a useless old man who picks up rags? This is obviously a living immortal!"