My Daughter Wants a Dowry, and Li Er and Lao Zhu Are Fighting Over It

Chang'an, the third year of the Zhenguan era.

Seven-year-old Su Xiaoxiao stops Li Shimin's carriage in the street. “Old Li, my dad says the Great Tang is about to go bankrupt. Have you prepared my dowry yet?”

Li Shimin is furious and goes undercover to investigate, but in the backyard of a farmhouse outside the city, he runs into an irritable old man who calls himself “Zhu Chongba.”

The Great Tang's Heavenly Khan and the Hongwu Emperor of the Great Ming meet over a hot pot!

Su Chen, a transmigrator who just wants to coast through life, looks at the courtyard full of historical bigwigs and sighs helplessly.

All he wants is to open a farmhouse with his daughter. Who could have guessed that the back door would lead to the Hongwu era of the Great Ming?

Li Er: “Give me the potato seeds. I'll make Xiaoxiao a Great Tang princess and cover her entire dowry!”

Old Zhu: “Bullshit! I'll give Xiaoxiao a million-strong army as her dowry, and the entire Ming treasury too!”

When modern technology collides with the might of two great empires, the aristocratic clans are wiped out, while the Turks and Northern Yuan sing and dance in celebration.

Years later, the two empires join forces to usher in an era on which the sun never sets. Su Chen sighs helplessly. “I never meant to become a sage teacher for all time. It's all my daughter's doing!”