My name is Chen Mo.
Everyone in the gang calls me "Smiley Face Mo".
Because I love to laugh.
Laugh all the time.
The day my wife fell in love with my boss, I sent her to bed with a smile.
My two younger sisters were also interested, so I sent them away with a smile.
I told them, "This is a blessing."
I was also there when Master was beheaded.
The boss patted me on the shoulder and said, "Chen Mo, your master's position will be yours from now on."
I knelt down and kowtowed three times, smiled and shouted, "Thank you, boss, for your cultivation."
When the knife fell, I straightened my clothes and bowed deeply to the master's body.
I tried my best in my life and shouted:
"Well done, Master—student, I have been loyal and filial since ancient times... What a dilemma!"
The whole house applauded. The old man laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh.
