[Ridiculous transmigration into a book + romance System + crazy hero and heroine + bargain-hunting cultivation]
Jiang Ningning transmigrated into the cultivation world as its number-one crazy woman and got bound to a romance-conquest System.
The System told her to bring a towel to her aloof master while he was bathing. Instead, she turned it into a "help me slash the price" link and sent it to all eight thousand disciples in the sect.
The aloof Sword Venerable Shen Weilan's message jade shattered on the spot. He grabbed his sword and stormed into the woodshed.
Jiang Ningning not only didn't run, she grabbed his sleeve.
"Master! You're the last slash I need! Tap it, and you'll have good luck all year!"
Shen Weilan stared at the glaring [99999/100000] on the screen. His Dao heart shattered even more completely than his jade pendant. Grinding his teeth, he tapped the link.
From that day on, the entire Qingxu Sect went completely mad.
She turned the sect forum into a cultivation-world trending page, with fresh scandals every day:
#That Crazy Woman from Jizhou Peak Is Losing It Again#
#Lord Shen Got Pinned Against the Wall by a Crazy Woman in Public#
#I'mNotMoving, Please Send Me a Slash-the-Price Link#
Every disciple in the sect had a bag of spiritual-energy popcorn and crowded around the water mirrors, frantically scrolling through the comments.
Later, she even dragged all the sect leaders into a romance reality show.
Shen Weilan was forced to draw lots, forced to carry her bridal-style, and forced to say cheesy pickup lines. He ate heart-saving pills like meals, while his Dao heart collapsed from "I want to clean house" all the way to "I want to leave the sect right now."
The System said, "You have to follow the romance-conquest route."
Crazy Woman Jiang Ningning: "Conquest? Why not have Master slash the price for me instead?"
(Contains forum-style posts and dating-show elements. This is not a serious cultivation novel.)
The author's cover is so beautiful! It seems that someone carefully found someone to do it! Ovo
It's so good. It's equal. I'm so funny. I'll update it soon.
Such a crazy article, hahahaha, please ask for the author's mental state.
The subject matter is novel, the ideas are very interesting, and the sentences contain a lot of fun. The most important thing is!! I absolutely hate long speeches! What the author wrote made me feel very comfortable reading it!! Highly recommended!
A very interesting book, it is about whether this system likes m [laughs awkwardly] and always likes electric shocks Also, was this cover drawn by the author himself? 🧐