Ji Fanxing, an 18-year-old orphaned street punk, is conned into cultivating immortality by a shady System using a picture of a "fairy in flowing robes."
But halfway through transmigrating, the System runs off.
He spends nine days starving in the Gobi Desert, then gets beaten for fifteen days by the Qingyun Sect, who mistake him for a spy from the demon tribe!
"If I knew anything at all, I would've spilled everything after the first punch!"
Ji Fanxing, who can't cultivate without a water spirit root, protests through a mouthful of blood. In the end, they toss him into an abandoned metal recycling yard's Sword Mound like a dead dog, leaving him to fend for himself...
Just as he thinks his story is about to end for good, the System finally returns after being gone for more than twenty days!
From then on, Ji Fanxing sets off on a madcap path. This System is seriously the worst.
The production lines generated by its industrialization function make essential oil, pantyhose, JK uniforms, maid outfits...
[Ding! Boss Host, there's a beautiful weapon spirit in that Sword Mound. Let me help you tame her!]
The weapon spirit wakes with a start and runs her sword straight through Ji Fanxing's lower abdomen...
Ji Fanxing spits blood and sighs helplessly. With a piece-of-junk System like this, how can I not get angry?
[Ding! Boss Host, you mustn't get angry! The Heavenly Dao in this world is messed up. If you get angry, you'll turn into a doormat!]
The introduction is quite attractive. Let me read the text and see how it goes 🤔