On the day when she was transformed into draft cannon fodder, Su Wantang was bound to a strange system - as long as she complained about the emperor in her heart, she could become beautiful.
So on the draft field, she frantically fired barrages at the Nine-Five Master on the Dragon Throne:
"The embroidery on the shoulders of the dragon robe is too dense, like a hotel doorman."
"Goose-stepping to choose a concubine? Are you doing a military parade?"
"The girdle is so tight, won't you be worried about the braised pork for lunch?"
Along the way, she went from being a passer-by to a beautiful lady, and was also named a noble lady for no apparent reason.
She thought the secret was perfectly hidden, but that night the emperor pinched her chin and smiled half-heartedly:
"Door uniform? Huh?"
Su Wantang:? ? ? System, come out and let's talk about life!
What's even more outrageous is that His Majesty not only refused to punish her, but also treated her as his own "inner barrage player":
"From now on, these words can only be spoken to me."
So there were three thousand beauties in the harem, and everyone was afraid of the emperor's cold face. Only Su Wantang gave him real-time voiceovers in her heart every day -
When the Queen was delivering the soup: "Your Majesty, your expression looks very much like me taking Chinese medicine."
When the imperial concubine provoked: "Sister, with her palace fighting rank, she can only survive two episodes in the modern era."
When the Queen Mother gave birth, she said: "Although it is late to urge marriage and give birth, it is the same as the elders in the world."
Xiao Yan was holding the tea cup, his face was as heavy as water, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, almost invisible.
Later, the entire harem went crazy: Why did that noble Su get the favor?
What they don't know is——
Every time Su Wantang's beauty value increases by 1, it means that the emperor has received a basket of amazing inner complaints.
