Going on a Rampage in My Own Harem Game

Lin Xiaoman transmigrated into the palace harem game she'd been playing, becoming the cannon-fodder concubine she'd personally sent to the Cold Palace, who died of illness without her ever even seeing her face.

System mission: Become empress and bear the imperial heir.

Bad news: The emperor is the trashy emperor she'd created herself. He's fickle, favors high-stat consorts, collects harem sisters, sends princesses off for political marriages, banishes princes to their fiefdoms, and loves to disappear on pregnant consorts.

Worse news: Lin Xiaoman checks her stats: Beauty 55, Knowledge 22, Martial Arts 5, Health 42. She's at the bottom of the entire harem.

But she has something no one else does: she knows this emperor inside and out. Because she is the one who made him.

So she speaks in a northeastern accent, plays dumb, predicts events, acts coy and pitiable, and tricks the emperor into giving her the Floating Light Brocade, which can help her conceive twins, a boy and a girl.

The empress's powerful backing, the empress dowager's secret plans, Consort Rong entering the palace, Consort De's poison, princes everywhere, a sister-obsessed lunatic...

While others transmigrate with a golden finger, she levels up through the harem by drawing on her deep understanding of her own scummy tendencies.

"Do I not know exactly what I'm like?"

In short, she has to become empress before she falls out of favor.