Xiao Yi, a "waste" who has been sleeping in the back of the family for three years, is recognized by the whole family as a defective. When the Tianming Pavilion appointed the chosen son, he was born a second late and missed the opportunity perfectly, becoming everyone's laughing stock ever since. Until one night, he accidentally rolled over while yawning, waking up the ancient card drawing table sleeping under him, and awakened the heaven-defying system that can draw one card every day.
The first time I drew a card, I drew "Wang Jingze Zhenxiang's Law". After using it, I gained a passive skill: Those who are bound to be slapped in the face will automatically react. The second time you draw a card, you draw the "Sword of Damocles", which summons a void sword hanging over the enemy's head. The more arrogant the enemy is, the faster the sword falls. From then on, Xiao Yi embarked on a road of no return where he "constantly talks nonsense, draws cards against the will of heaven, and just keeps doing it".
However, the boy was troubled. The protagonist's brother hates him for stealing the limelight. The villain organization Brain Devourer is targeting his system. The geniuses from White Deer Academy are waiting to step on him and take over. Even the mysterious master of Tianming Pavilion is secretly planning... Xiao Yi can only talk and draw cards at the same time. In this absurd world, he uses the most coquettish posture, draws the strongest card, and slaps the loudest face.