Li Xiaozhou is Jiangcheng University’s notorious simp. After his confession to the campus belle is rejected, he becomes the laughingstock of the whole school.
But that very night, a mysterious person claiming to be the "Female Emperor of the Immortal Realm" adds him on WeChat. "My dear, I've been searching for you for a long time."
Li Xiaozhou thinks it's a scam, but then he discovers that she can teach him cultivation techniques from afar, point him toward rare treasures, and predict the locations of ancient ruins.
From then on, Li Xiaozhou spends his days at school face-slapping his rivals and his nights learning cultivation over video calls with the Female Emperor.
The martial arts clan of the campus belle's boyfriend? Smashed with a single palm.
The global Dark Crown organization’s blood-sacrifice plot? Destroyed with one sword.
When Li Xiaozhou finally ascends to the Immortal Realm and reunites with the Female Emperor, who has waited for him for thirty thousand years, her Dao heart reaches perfection, forcing her to ascend to the God Realm.
Before they part, she smiles and winks. "I'll be waiting for you in the God Realm. Don't keep me waiting too long."
Just as Li Xiaozhou thinks his wedding night is ruined, the Female Emperor appears before him once more. "For now, I'll have my clone spend the wedding night with you..."
