[Cultivation-Version Bridge Camping] [Protagonist Is No Saint] [Meme-Filled Comedy]
On the Search-Fight-Extract Continent, cultivation isn't about enlightenment and arduous training. It's all about searching, fighting, and extracting!
Search the continent for treasures, pills, and talismans to exchange for cultivation. That's "search." Beat up other people and seize their cultivation resources. That's "fight." Gather enough supplies and cultivate enough to ascend. That's "extract."
Zhang Lulu was once a famous bridge-camping maniac known as Urulu in Delta Force. By chance, he transmigrated to the Search-Fight-Extract Continent.
While everyone else runs around secret realms, fights over treasures, and battles to the death to build up their cultivation...
He awakens a Thunder Dao System and sees the truth at a glance:
The spot where the heavenly tribulation strikes during ascension... Isn't that just a cultivation world's extraction point?!
And besides, the moment of ascension is when a person is at their most vulnerable.
"This guy's a legend, an absolute madman. Someone's trying to ascend in secret. Are we okay with that? I say no. Here, slap on a heat patch! (Five-Thunder Talisman!)"
So Zhang Lulu hurls handful after handful of Five-Thunder Talismans into the ascension lightning: tracking Five-Thunder Talismans, echoing Five-Thunder Talismans...
The ascension expert looks utterly baffled:
"Why do I keep getting blown up? Has the heavenly lightning always been this fierce?"
"Why am I seeing my life flash before my eyes again? No! Ascension is a scam!"
In the end, the expert fails his tribulation and explodes into fireworks, leaving treasures, pills, and cultivation scattered all over the ground.
Zhang Lulu crouches below, happily looting the drops, and spreads his hands with an innocent look:
"Don't get me wrong, I wasn't trying to camp the ascension point! You were the one who couldn't withstand the heavenly lightning. This chaotic world is what did you in!"
"Anyway, the drop rate is amazing! Thanks, Mother Nature!"
(The main story is even more entertaining.)
There are a lot of nonsense and jokes found in a small amount of novels. Many places are illogical. It's okay to throw away your brain.
Author, can I play with you?