Datang: the Fruit of the Fusion Surgery Was Given to Li Er

Surgeon Li Bu traveled through the first year of Zhenguan and became a wandering wild doctor in Chang'an City. Li Shimin suffered from a headache at the time. The Imperial Hospital was helpless, so Li Er was furious and posted an imperial notice: Anyone who can cure my disease will be granted the title of Marquis of Ten Thousand Households and a reward of ten thousand gold! Li Bu took off the royal seal, patted his chest and promised: "Your Majesty's disease can be cured, but he only needs to make an opening in his head." All the civil and military officials in the court were scared to death, but Li Er had a headache and slapped the table: "As long as it doesn't hurt, you can just take off my head and use it as a chamber pot." The power of surgery is awakened. General anesthesia, sterility, fluoroscopy, and suturing are all done in one go. When Li Bu took out a set of shiny surgical instruments from the Tai Chi Hall and said, "Don't worry, it will be minimally invasive and leave no scars," Li Er's skull was successfully opened and then closed perfectly. The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty kowtowed to Li Bu like pounding garlic and called Li Bu a "living god". Princess Changle suffers from unspeakable hemorrhoids, Empress Changsun is suffering from old illnesses, Prince Li Chengqian is lame and feels inferior... Li Bu's scalpel spread wider and wider, his favors accumulated deeper and deeper, and his troubles became more and more numerous. The seven surnames of the five surnames regarded him as a monster, the family members hated him for touching their own cheese, and the Turks sneaked into Chang'an just to steal his "immortal magic". But Li Bu just wanted to open a "Datang General Hospital", cure Empress Changsun's old illness, and then develop a vague doctor-patient relationship with Princess Changle, Wu Meiniang, and Princess Jinyang. But when the fruit of the surgery evolved into an "awakening form", when cowpox, penicillin, and surgical disinfection methods came out thousands of years ahead of schedule, Li Bu discovered that his scalpel was not just moving Li Er's head, but the fate of the entire Tang Dynasty.