Dressed as a handyman cultivating immortals, I was bound to the poisonous milk system.
Rule 1: If you say good things, they will come true.
Rule 2: Say bad things to back yourself up.
So I smiled at my enemy: Brother, you look so good, you will definitely live a long life. ——He broke his leg on the spot.
My teammates went into the cave of monsters crying, so I comforted them: Don't be afraid, maybe the black-scaled python will become a vegetarian. ——The landslide knocked down the deer, and the python let us go when it was full.
The entire sect worships me as an auspicious sign, but I am the only one who knows that the destiny of the world is being destroyed by my every breath.
Later, the Tiandao agent came to me and asked me to shut up.
I smiled and said the last sentence:
You will definitely become the greatest god.
