What should I do if I pick up an injured little black snake and go home, only to find that it can turn into a naked man with long hair? Waiting online, quite urgent.
I, Li Tang, am a humble social animal who only wants to make money. I have a hognose snake at home. One day during team building, I picked up a more beautiful one.
It is cold, clingy, and always looks at me with wet eyes.
Until I watched it on the surveillance camera and saw it transform into a handsome naked man with long hair. The most important thing is that he is good at cooking, cleaning housework, and warming beds!
"Don't be afraid," he said with red eyes, "I have been looking for you for a thousand years."
Me: ... Is it too late for me to call the police?
At this moment, my ex-boyfriend, a scientist who was obsessed with research, came to the door. He pushed up his glasses and said with a smile:
"Tangtang, your boyfriend doesn't seem to be a human being."
