Guanyin Bodhisattva of Mount Putuo of the South Sea is on the verge of a breakdown.
The grand undertaking of the Journey to the West seems to have contracted some unknown virus.
Jin Chanzi, who had cultivated for ten lifetimes, started off by pointing at the monkey and cursing him, insisting on returning to Chang'an to lie flat.
By the time Guanyin went to check again, the whole Journey to the West had gone completely off the rails.
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven carried a cyberpunk Golden Cudgel flashing [red and blue breathing lights] and, obsessed with its looks, refused to fight;
The great demon of Black Wind Mountain put on a bespoke black suit and stood outside a car with a walkie-talkie, serving as head of security;
Even Zhu Bajie was clutching a special-edition Tang Dynasty tablet, spending every day video-chatting holographically with Gao Village in an online romance!
Who exactly is this monk? Where did his unfathomable magic come from?
How could even Taishang Laojun's Diamond Cutter be turned into a plastic hula hoop with a single finger?
When Heaven could take no more and sent a hundred thousand Heavenly Soldiers and Generals to capture him by force,
Chen Xuàn pushed open the car door with an ice-cold cola in hand and smiled as he pressed the “Mute All Players” button...
