[Historical Imagination] + [Da Ming] + [Military Industry Black Technology] + [Funny and Easy] + [Group Favorite Old Zhu] + [Refreshing Article]
"Report——! Your Majesty! Fengtian Palace has collapsed!"
"The Sixth Emperor's Grandson was testing medicine inside and the roof of the Jinluan Palace was lifted off!"
During the Hongwu period, Lao Zhu looked at the rubble on the ground, picked up his belt and rushed to the backyard with murderous intent:
"Ni Sun! If we don't spank you until your ass blossoms today, we won't call you Zhu Yuanzhang!"
Six-year-old Xiao Douding wiped the black ash on his face and took out two iron lumps with a milky voice:
"Grandfather, don't be angry. My grandson just thought it was too dark to go to court, so he used a high-explosive grenade... No, if you pull out these two tabs, not a single blade of grass will grow within a hundred steps. I respect you."
Lao Zhu: "???"
While the civil and military officials still care about it, the six-year-old grandson has already brought the Ming Dynasty painting style to three hundred years later:
Smokeless gunpowder, self-generating muskets, large-caliber cannons, steam-powered engines...
Zhu Biao: "Dad, how about giving up the crown prince to Xiongying? He will drag me to learn calculus every day..."
Zhu Di: "My eldest nephew, give my fourth uncle three thousand bolt-action rifles. My fourth uncle will capture Bei Yuan and let us herd sheep in the Ming Dynasty!"
Seeing the treasury filled with silver and the Tatars singing and dancing, Lao Zhu burst into laughter:
"Blow it up! Blow it up hard for us! Fengtian Palace is not enough to blow up, so we will renovate the Forbidden City and blow it up for you!"
