Good news: I’ve bonded with an invincible System! Bad news: this System is a complete scam, and every task it issues sends me to my death. Things like “fight an SSS-rank ferocious beast one-on-one” and “go clubbing in a nuclear radiation zone.” Faced with a System hell-bent on physically exorcising me, I made a decision that would make my ancestors turn in their graves: I bundled up the System’s backend data and sent it to the national government’s email with a single click. The next day, a group of people in military uniforms knocked on my door. They took my hand and said, “Comrade, thank you for your contributions to the country. Also, your new codename is ‘National Treasure.’”
