Li Wuyou pretended to be the uncle of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and made a life creed for himself on the spot - lie down, pretend to be useless, and don't look for me.
As a result, the queen mother's sister chased him all over the palace with a feather duster. The ten-year-old nephew of the little emperor shouted "Uncle, save me" with red eyes. Quan castrated him as a thorn in his side. The prime minister made excuses to impeach him every day. Even the assassins were scared away by his snoring.
He was forced to start a business to build a "Gong Ju Brand" to fill the holes in the household, was forced to go to the front line to defeat the rebels with roasted whole sheep, and was forced to live as a "hidden master" that the whole of Chang'an believed in.
Li Wuyou was devastated: "I really just want to sleep!!!"
The No. 1 Household in the Tang Dynasty is hilarious! ! ! ! !