[Sand sculpture hilarious + powerful country's dimensionality reduction attack + two-way rush, click to watch the dignified demon step on the sewing machine online!
Wen Niannian downloaded an app called "Wanjie Taobao" and bought an "exorcist charm" priced at 9.9 With free shipping. As a result, not only was the spell useless, it also attracted an imp at night.
Wen Niannian's backhand was a one-star negative review followed by a thousand-word article: [Fake! Refund! The merchant's attitude is extremely bad! I never expected that the seller was the number one demon in the world of immortality. He sent a message across the world that night: How dare you give me a negative review? Wash your neck, and I will follow the network cable in three days to take your life!
Wen Niannian turned pale with fright, and decisively called the state with her cell phone: "Comrade police... The devil in the world of immortality is coming along the network cable to kill me, do you care?!"
Three days later, the Demon Lord tore through the void and came to reality. What came face to face were national anti-aircraft missiles and high-energy laser weapons. Demon Lord: "??? What is this? Let me go!" National Action Team (pulled out a persuasion manual): "Comrade, if you cross the border illegally and threaten others' personal safety through the Internet, come with us."
"What? The immortal elixir in the world of immortality only costs two yuan a pound?" "What? The alchemy furnace can be transformed into a high-energy steel-making furnace?" The father of the country took over the store and started the "Double Eleven" carnival! Demon Lord (posting while wearing a sewing machine): [Please stop giving bad reviews. Isn't it enough for me to sew three thousand robes a day? Woohoo...
