What Should I Do About My Childhood Friend Transmigrating into a Scumbag Cannon Fodder?

[Transmigrate into a book / face-slapping / cultivation / devoted couple / no angst, happy ending]

[A slightly lazy, unassuming bottom × a cannon-fodder top with husbandly charm]

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Ever since Jiang Lingxu advanced to Foundation Establishment, he’s had a problem.

It all started when he had a prophetic dream.

In the dream, his childhood friend’s former fiancée turned out to be the heroine of a sweet romance cultivation novel.

In the future, the woman would take five dao companions, each one exceptionally talented and from an illustrious family.

In the original story, Jiang Lingxu’s unlucky friend would offend her through his lack of tact. The five male leads would first disfigure him, then break his leg, and finally strip him of all his cultivation before throwing him into a demon’s lair, where he would die after enduring every kind of humiliation.

Jiang Lingxu clutched his head in despair. This story is no good. Seriously, no good at all!

He absolutely couldn’t let his friend become cannon fodder.

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Jiang Lingxu told his friend everything about having transmigrated into a book.

After hearing the story, Duan Qishu said, “Don’t panic. All fear comes from insufficient firepower.”

After Duan Qishu got to work, the male and female leads all died. And died. And died.

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But Jiang Lingxu still couldn’t breathe easy.

Because he had another prophetic dream.

This time, his friend became a pitiful substitute who was forcibly possessed.

In the original story, his friend would be tormented in body and mind, and have his heart ripped out as well.

Jiang Lingxu, left reeling by the plot’s absurd twists, could only say, “Let it all be destroyed.”

Could the blasted Heavenly Dao please stop picking on his friend, as if there were no other sheep to fleece?