You Said You'd Go Pro, So Why Are You Recruiting Old Folks?

Lin Feng empties his savings to buy a virtual reality gaming pod, hoping to flip it for a profit, but unexpectedly awakens the [God-Tier Talent Radar] and opens an internet cafe.

He plans to recruit young prodigies to go pro, but on opening day, the place is surrounded by old men and women clutching thermoses of goji berry tea!

Just as he is about to despair, golden light erupts from the System!

[Target scanned: 72-year-old Chen. Hidden trait: Great Sage. Spell power doubles without limit with age! Talent rating: SSS!]

[Target scanned: 68-year-old Grandma Wang. Hidden trait: Blessing of the Elders. The greater the age gap, the stronger the buff! Talent rating: SSS+!]

[Target scanned: Mysterious girl. Analyzing data... Warning! System has completely crashed!]

Looking at the lineup of immortals before him, Lin Feng's hand trembles as he slaps down professional contracts. "Uncles and aunties, monthly membership is free, salary is 30,000 a month. Want to go pro?!"

When a group of white-haired seniors take the stage at the world championships, viewers around the globe burst out laughing. "Has Dragon Nation run out of players? They sent an old folks' team to give away points?!"

The next second, Uncle Chen wipes out the entire map with an ultimate spell, while Grandma Wang's blessing boosts the whole team's stats ten thousandfold!

[Ding! Professional teams around the world have suffered a mental breakdown!]

Lin Feng smiles faintly. "Sorry, our team is all about respecting the elders and caring for the young!"