[System prompt: Realm fusion countdown - 72 hours. Fusion target: Pirate World.
My name is Yang Ming. I died suddenly in 996 in my previous life and became an ordinary high school student when I opened my eyes again.
Until the system said: Three days later, the pirate world will arrive.
I thought I was hallucinating.
Until one day, my Corgi picked up a red mushroom fruit.
I was too late - it ate it.
Until the early morning of the third day, this short-legged Corgi stood upright, pointed at my nose and cursed me for ten minutes.
Fruit for everyone·Common species.
I squatted down and doubted life. It had already put on my pants and practiced signing in front of the mirror: "From now on, call me Brother Dan."
Zero o'clock on the third day. Countdown to zero.
The sea split open and the first skull and crossbones ship docked. The SWAT gun failed to fire and the bullets sank into the sea.
Social media exploded. And I have already seen the situation clearly - I have watched the entire episode of "One Piece" in my previous life. And the Pirate King of this world is still in the East China Sea.
Others don't know how to practice domineering, but I do. Others don't know where Luffy is, but I probably know.
But here's the thing.
This corgi in my family knows more than me.
It chewed up the limited edition figures, tore up the comics, and sat on the sofa every day with SBS to correct my domineering understanding.
I:? ? ? Don't use Oda to pressure me!
In the third month, the World Government's bounty order was issued.
First place: 300 million Baileys. Charge - illegally raising dangerous creatures + assisting animals to walk upright.
In the photo, a Corgi wearing sunglasses is sitting on the bow of a boat with his legs crossed. Next to me, wearing a dog-head hat, I held a sign:
"I was forced to."
