I transmigrated into Journey to the West as the owner of a rundown bookshop in the middle of nowhere. I sat there for days without a single customer. Then the System's sign-in prompt appeared: Congratulations, you've received one Nine-Turn Golden Elixir. I popped it into my mouth, and just then Wukong barged in, staff over his shoulder, shouting that he wanted to buy a book. I grinned and told him the shop didn't sell books, only lives. The monkey froze and asked what I meant. I took out the golden elixir, broke it in half, and shoved a piece into his mouth. Wukong leaped up on the spot, yelling, "Old Sun has broken through!" Three days later, when the Tathagata arrived, I was squatting by the bookshelves, munching sunflower seeds. I pointed at the old bald monk and shouted, "I've opened a branch of this bookshop!" The Tathagata scowled and turned to leave, but I called after him, "Hey, want to sign up for a membership card?" Wukong rolled on the ground laughing. "Boss, you're a genius!" I smacked him on the head. "This is a sure-fire business!"
