I'm So Handsome They All Want Me for Themselves. What Should I Do?

[Yandere] [Lighthearted] [Multiple Heroines] [All Pure] [Possessive Love Triangle]

I, Su Baimo, am a 24-karat, bona fide man! And a transmigrator!

But on the first day of school, a senior mistook me for a girl.

Well... I'm used to it.

My 99.99 Charisma stat was forced on me by the System. I didn't ask for it!

All I want is to live a quiet life, earn a little money, and raise my little sister.

So why... are you all looking at me more and more strangely?

The aloof senior corners me against the wall. "Don't be afraid. I'll protect you from now on. Only you."

The female CEO slaps a contract down on the desk. "Come work for my company. Name your terms, but you're staying here."

A novelist updates her new book with a chapter: "The male lead is you, the female lead is me, and the ending is... you'll never escape."

My tsundere fiancée storms into school and hooks her arm through mine. "Come home with me. We're still engaged, so why are you running?"

Stay back!

Somebody help me!

This isn't a love triangle, it's a slaughterhouse... and I'm the only piece of meat.

They all... want... to keep... me to themselves!