I Just Want to Live My Life, Why Did I Become an Immortal?

[System + Daily + Relaxation + Funny + Buddhist Cultivation] Twenty years after the spiritual energy was revived, monks all over the world went crazy. I meditate until three o'clock in the morning, spending money to buy elixirs, seize secret places, seize opportunities, and bet half my life on overcoming the tribulation. Only Lin abides by the law and just wants to be an ordinary person. Don't retreat, don't refine elixirs, don't seize opportunities, get up on time to go to work every day, sort garbage, abide by traffic regulations, and live an honest life. But who knew that the truth about cultivating immortals in this world has long since changed. Meditate and practice hard = ineffective cultivation, seizing opportunities = inverse cultivation. The correct way to improve your cultivation is to live a good life and work hard. Others spend years in seclusion and practice hard, unable to make any progress. He scanned the rental house and achieved a breakthrough; he went to and from get off work on time, and his spiritual power skyrocketed; he helped the old lady cross the road and was blessed with a golden body. Thousand-year-old monsters from all the major immortal sects have broken hearts, and they organize groups to come to visit their masters: I beg the boss to teach me the method of cultivating immortals! Lin Shoufa looked embarrassed: I really just want to find a nine-to-five job! Heavenly calamity is not a thunderbolt strike, it is the way of heaven that comes to check the performance every month. Ascension is not the destination he dreams of, it is the law of heaven that is chasing after him every day, urging him to leave the world. Everyone in the world is begging for ascension, but only Lin Shoufa desperately refuses: Let me go, I don't want to become an immortal!