Chaos Immortal Gourd: a Centenary Man's Cultivation of Immortality

[Mortal flow + golden finger novel + sinister male protagonist + strong confrontation] 98 years old, at the ninth level of Qi refining, failed to build the foundation seven times, and only has two years left in his life. Mei Changan lay in a broken cave waiting for death, thinking back on his useless life - mediocre qualifications, no background and no resources. God probably thought he was too miserable and threw a broken gourd to him before he died. Full of cracks and hideously ugly—yet it can swallow up everything and feed back vitality. Demonic beast inner elixir? Swallowed. Treasures from heaven and earth? Swallowed. The enemy's cultivation level? Still swallowed. The bottleneck that others couldn't break through after hundreds of years of hard work, he broke through while lying down. He took advantage of the opportunity that others struggled to seize while eating barbecue. [To grow old and not die is to be a thief, and it is the rule for thieves not to cheat.