I'm the Biological Child of the Barren Male Lead, and I'm Spoiled Rotten

[Everyone’s favorite + adorable child + hilarious + everyday life]

I’m a fertility System, and my mission is to help male leads in different worlds who can’t have children. But what am I supposed to do when I’m bound to a little kid?

Forget the male leads. If they want children, they can give birth themselves.

Isn’t a child you give birth to yourself even dearer than your own flesh and blood?

The System gazed at little Niannian with a fond smile.

Then it bound its fertility function to the male lead.

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Niannian has always known she’s special.

She’s the child the Tyrant gave birth to himself.

But her father is an old wastrel. That won’t do!

I have to whip Dad into shape!

Father, you have to conquer half the realm before you can hand it over to me!

I won’t accept some broken-down realm!

Since Father is an old wastrel, I, Niannian, will pretend to be a little wastrel too.

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He thought he’d given birth to a precious spiritual pearl, but instead he got a little demon. The Tyrant is about to pass out from rage.

What can you do when you’ve given birth to a spoiled daughter? Even through tears, you have to win her a realm of her own!

And so, the emperor who had a daughter late in life fretted himself to pieces over her.

And so, nearing forty and already feeling his age, he had to review memorials and nurse a baby by day, then stay up late studying and relearning the art of ruling and managing his subjects.

To give Niannian a peaceful and prosperous realm, the Tyrant curbed his violent temper, turned over a new leaf, and became a wise ruler.

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But when foreign enemies invaded the Great Qian realm, the treasury was empty and the army was short on troops. It was clearly a losing battle, and the ministers were wondering whether they should cede territory and sue for peace, when

Wait, where did my wastrel daughter get all that silver, weaponry, soldiers, and provisions...?

Niannian: Father, would you believe me if I said I only pretended to be a wastrel to motivate you to work harder? I was just trying to whip Dad into shape with good intentions!