As the rat race grows ever more intense, many people choose to give up and lie flat.
But me, Du Ziteng! I’ve sworn to become the King of Lying Flat!
One morning, after my boss had humiliated and exploited me as usual, an electronic voice suddenly rang out in my mind: “Beep! The Ultimate Lying Flat System is now bound. Issuing Host a mission: tear into your inhuman boss, with passion and reason, in no fewer than 500 words. System reward: 50,000 yuan in Sweet Girl Currency. Countdown: five minutes, 4:59…”
What? You mean I get rewarded for this?! That day, I cursed out my boss for a whole hour, and he never got the chance to talk back…
From then on, I embarked on the no-return path of lying flat. I went to deliver food, and the station manager roared, “Du Ziteng! You’ve already delivered ten orders late this morning! What are you doing? If you’re delivering food, then deliver the food!”
“Manager, I’m not delivering food. I’m admiring the scenery along the way…”
