Chinese Showbiz: I Drink Wild Dog Milk, and Mimi Yells, 'The Ox Is Here!'

[Satisfying showbiz story] [System full of memes] [Goddesses chase him] [Comeback and face-slapping]

The animated film The Ox Is Coming bombs at the box office, leaving its director, Xin Yumeng, a laughingstock across the internet with a million yuan in debt! Abandoned by investors and attacked by the entire internet, he sneers and downs a can of internet-famous prank “wild dog milk.” A haughty glint flashes in his eyes. “You want to blacklist me for good?”

[Ding! The Ox Turns Its Luck System activated!]

Even the worst flaws can instantly become viral memes that take the internet by storm! As soon as an actress feels even the slightest bit of admiration for him, she becomes a permanently devoted, yandere-level fan! With the tiniest investment, he can reap god-tier rewards!

The most outrageous legend in Chinese entertainment is born!

Yesterday, investors lorded it over him. Today, a box-office frenzy worth tens of billions steamrolls them, forcing theater executives to bow down and beg to screen his film!

Yesterday, arrogant actresses wanted nothing to do with him. Today, top-tier star Yang Mi brings her entire media company and shamelessly throws herself at him, asking only to be his one and only leading lady!

Even the coldest, most aloof idol publicly breaks with her former agency and turns into his clingiest, most loyal protector!

Yesterday, you treated me like I didn’t matter. Today, Director Xin is far beyond your reach!

When Hollywood’s moguls try to join forces to destroy this tyrant of Chinese entertainment, Xin Yumeng simply pulls out an SSS-tier mystery script capable of overturning the history of global cinema. He surveys the investors and stars bowing before him and smiles leisurely. “From now on, I’ll be the one setting the rules for global entertainment.”