The Villain's Guide to Staying Alive

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Chen Tianyao transmigrates into a power fantasy written for male readers, becoming a minor villain destined to die within three chapters.

According to the original story, the protagonist will humiliate him in front of everyone at the Immortal Dao Tournament, then have his confidante run him through the heart with a sword in a secret realm. He will die without a sound, barely making a ripple.

To stay alive, Chen Tianyao decides to lie low: keep away from the protagonist, avoid the plot, and quietly fade into the background somewhere.

But the System he's bound to won't let him.

[Ding! Host, provoke the protagonist within three minutes.] [Ding! Host, tear the protagonist's clothes.] [Ding! Host, make intimate contact with the protagonist.] Fail a mission? Electric shock. Refuse to carry it out? Double the shock.

Forced to keep dancing on the edge of death, Chen Tianyao publicly