Siheyuan: I Break Bang Geng's Leg, and Huairu Knocks at My Door at Night

[Courtyard-Era Novel] [PTSD-Hardened Bandit Boss] [Flips the Table at the Drop of a Hat] [Beats the Birds into Submission] [No Putting Up with Humiliation] [Flirts Freely, Makes No Promises] [Multiple Women, No One to Claim Him]

Lu Changzheng transmigrates into a courtyard home, becoming a war hero's next of kin with a chest full of medals and a job at a salvage station.

He has just gotten off work when he catches Banggeng stealing a martyr's medal to trade for candy. The brat even has the nerve to call him a man with no heirs.

Lu Changzheng breaks the little thief's leg in retaliation!

Jia Zhangshi tries summoning spirits? He kicks her flying!

Silly Zhu throws punches? One slap leaves him questioning his entire life!

To save her son, Qin Huairu comes knocking late at night in a white blouse, unbuttoning it as she goes. She even brings out her ultimate lie.

"Changzheng, actually, Banggeng is..."

Looking at this scheming white lotus, Lu Changzheng, who suffers from war PTSD, smiles.

He turns around and pours out two big bowls of pesticide.

"Wonderful! The Lu family's bloodline can't be left out in the world. Come on, Xiao Ru, drink this bowl of poison. Then I'll feed some to Banggeng too, and the three of us can reunite underground!"

At dawn the next day, Yi Zhonghai invites the security department to convene a whole-courtyard meeting and have Lu Changzheng prosecuted, hoping to make an example of him.

Just as everyone is yelling at him to kneel and apologize, Lu Changzheng pulls out a row of dynamite sticks and lights a match in front of all the courtyard vermin.

"First Master, go on. Are we all going to the police station today, or are we all going to heaven to meet Marx?"

Watching the fuse sizzle and smoke, the whole courtyard of vermin are scared out of their wits. They drop to their knees and kowtow.

Affection that comes too late is worth less than grass. Begging for mercy now won't work!

See how Lu Changzheng uses thunderous methods to suppress the whole courtyard of vermin, scavenging for bargains all the way to the throne of wealth!