The Abyss descends, and the world enters an era of high martial prowess. Everyone frantically competes to rush to the front lines.
But Su Ze opens a secondhand loot shop in a safe zone behind the lines, and starts livestreaming product reviews on the side.
“Listen up, folks, this book, Blazing Flame Art, is missing a page. Practice it too much and not only will it leave you impotent, it'll make your hair fall out!”
“Hey, you! You're trying to pass off a Tier Three Poison Swamp Frog core as a Water Spirit Pearl. Absorb that, and you'll be stuck in the bathroom for half a month!”
“And this enchanted longsword is made from star-patterned steel in its rutting season. Take it out into the wild and a herd of sow beasts will beat you up for sure!”
Thanks to the System for Analyzing All Things, Su Ze can expose fakes live on stream and even fuse and refine junk into something better.
Then one day, an SSS-rank beast tide launches a surprise attack on the base city, plunging the entire internet into despair.
Sighing as he livestreams, Su Ze picks up a rusty iron hammer he just made by fusing leftover scraps.
One swing, and the beast king is reduced to ashes. The entire internet explodes in an instant!
One female lead, pure main plot, no humiliation or abuse of the protagonist. He plays the pig to eat the tiger and delivers nonstop thrills all the way through!